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gee2003 |
Jesus and Prayers.... mostly all of them!
Jul 18 2007, 11:49 AM EDT
Jesus has not answered the prayers of people. That bastard…. Sitting on the throne, with all the glory of God, and yet people die…. I ask what is the point of praying if you are not given that which you seek….
Jesus has left the Christians, because they ask for things beyond his power…. I want a car… We know that Christ cannot do that. He does not even know how to use a shower for Christ sake…. Don’t waste time praying to a bastard that has nothing \to do \but sit…. I say please no tears… And do not ask the bastard son of man anything… He cannot give us anything. He powers are too WEAK….. There once was a child that ask Jesus for his help, but every time the boy was touched by Judas, I meant the Bastard Jesus…. He was not able to solve the boy’s problem…. The boy died and nothing the bastard [Jesus] did was of use…. The boy’s prayer…. Please relieve me of this tooth pain Amen. 1 out of 13 found this valuable. Do you?
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sugacha3558 |
1. RE: Jesus and Prayers.... mostly all of them!
Oct 6 2007, 5:22 PM EDT
hay.. jesus does alot of things for us! god has a plan for everybody. people die so they can get out this nasty world.. and go up to heaven with god. dont you see... there is no hell. the devel runs this world.. why do you think people are so bad?? god loves everyone. he answers prayers.. if people spend more time with him and praying for other people exeopt thereselves maybe he would say yes to the prayers! if people took the time to read the bible, worship him, go to church, or have a relationship with him... maybe he woukd answer there prayers to yes. people only use god. the only reason people pray is to stop there toothache or to get something they wont. if i was god, i would of said no to their prayers too! you cannot realize how blessed you are! he wakes you up everymorning! he puts food on the table and clothers on your back! he gives you a family to take care of you, he gives you friends! he gives you everything you need to survive! but you hate him cuz he dont give you everything you want!!!??? do you see why he say no to your prayer!? maybe if you spend less time being an asshole he would pay attention to you. he got everyone in the world to worry about and and you dont like him cuz he dont give all his attention to you... write back!
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cmdrjalvz |
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Nov 6 2007, 7:56 PM EST
if my people will humble them self , I will heal their land , thats what Elohim said. Solomon pray and ask for wisdom than riches and Elohim bless him with both .if u ask in humble sprint and trust him he will read Psalm 25: 8-22
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pianoplayer2777 |
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Dec 13 2007, 9:08 PM EST
"Jesus has not answered the prayers of people. That bastard…. Sitting on the throne, with all the glory of God, and yet people die…. I ask what is the point of praying if you are not given that which you seek….Christians do not pray to get what we want. If that is what we are praying for, he most likely isn't going to give us what we want. People do die from our Earthly bodies, but we go to Heaven if we are clean from our sins. This can happen by asking Jesus to forgive you of your sins. "Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also. Mathew 6:19 You can visit my wiki, to find out more about this and other things about Jesus, why Global Warming is NOT true, and why Evolution is NOT real. -Pianoplayer2777- 1 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Babycakezzz |
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Feb 10 2008, 11:07 AM EST
gee 2003 or wateva ur username is,one more dirty tlk bout Jesus n u wud gt a heavenly slap..u shudnt jok bout Jesus like dat...if he hasnt answered prayers it is because of sinners like you who just talk rubbish because they have nothing to say...One thing is this,Jsus answers prayers for those who are not sinners,if you commit a sin you hav to ask for forgiveness first before any of your prayers can b granted,,,its logicallll!!!,if you offend me right now and you ask me for a favour i wont grant it unless you ask for forgiveness from meeee Geee 2003,if Jesus' powers are weak ,then which powers do you have...Gee2003,u sound like a pagan n i am sure if you are not a christian,whatever god u r worshipping has no powers even up to the angels in heaven. talkless of Jesus... 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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sugacha3558 |
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Mar 19 2008, 11:57 AM EDT
i already know Psalm 23 by heart
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sugacha3558 |
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Mar 19 2008, 11:57 AM EDT
"if my people will humble them self , I will heal their land , thats what Elohim said. Solomon pray and ask for wisdom than riches and Elohim bless him with both .if u ask in humble sprint and trust him he will read Psalm 25: 8-22"i meant 25 Do you find this valuable? |
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blazestorm10 |
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Jun 30 2009, 9:58 PM EDT
Jesus is a dumb bitch, and he eats shit like a dumb ass dog. His mother is a bitch, and she had him so that makes him a bitch.Let the shit eater be cursed, and let the dumb bitch smile all he wants, because the stupid bitch is a fucking idiot. Jesus eats shit and is a dumb ass bitch Do you find this valuable? |
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blazestorm10 |
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Jun 30 2009, 10:02 PM EDT
Jesus is a dumb ass bitch, and the dumb fucker is a shit eater. I think that I had all I can take of the stupid but dropping bitch.Jesus is a stupid bitch, his mother is a bitch. Do you find this valuable? |
