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gee2003
Christ the NBA STAR
Jun 30 2007, 8:58 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 30 2007, 8:58 AM EDT
Welcome all to the NBA.... we got all the info from Holes in the holy, to Michael Jordan. today we look at a poor child from Africa.... Born in Nazareth, he made his way to being a NBA star by walking and gliding in thin air. It's Jesus, and he is here to answer in an interview about his personal life.

What do you feel about being killed?

WELL, ME PERSONALLY, I think that we must concentrate on teamwork. All we have to do is work as a team, and we can do great things....

OOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAYYYYY!

Why did Judas betray you?

You must understand.... there is no -----"I"----- IN TEAMWORK....

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So about the day that you rose from the dead......
What was the effect of this great miracle....

I think team work is important........

Jesus please try to answer the question....... You are way off topic....

So Jesus.... why did you walk on the water....

To show that together with the God of water, we can do great things.....

Well, fuck this....CUT....DON'T WASTE NO MORE TAPE ON THIS ASS.....

Back to you Martha
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