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gee2003
JesusL Eats Insects and shit
Jun 27 2007, 10:23 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 27 2007, 10:23 PM EDT
Jesus, the so called Savior of the world, but a bitch in my opinion. Can one man really, die for the world. Was he really that holy? Come on people,.... one man's life, compared to all of the sin that exists in the world. And can you believe that Jesus is suppose to be the Savior that knows everything. Why did he put the first humans of our existence into a garden that also had the tree that would destroy humanity's innocent? It was the tree of the knowledge of Good and Evil. NOW, HAS it EVER occurred to anybody that if God made that fruit for HIMSELF....HOW THE HELL CAN HE EAT IT?!....HE'S A SPIRIT----------- PEOPLE.......So being full of wisdom, there was no purpose of that tree being made...It shows that God is not that bright....nor Jesus , B-cause he was there, but his ignorant ass said nothing....Just think about people. Jamie Hawkins, signing out.... Do you find this valuable?    
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blazestorm10
1. RE: JesusL Eats Insects and shit
Jul 18 2009, 7:16 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 18 2009, 7:16 PM EDT
The mother of JESUS is a dumb bitch. Jesus is a stupid motherfucker, and I hate him with my heart. The bitch eats shit, and his mom eats doggy bags for dinner. Jesus is a man with holes in his hand from killing his-self like a stupid bitch... and his father is dumb ass hell. Do you find this valuable?    

blazestorm10
2. RE: JesusL Eats Insects and shit
Jul 19 2009, 9:35 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 19 2009, 9:35 PM EDT
Jesus Christ is an ignorant bitch, and he is very stupid. He is dumb in the fact that he has no understanding, and he is the bitch that has the most mockery of all fools. He is the most ignorant bitch that I have ever seen, and he mother should have aborted the ill shit when he was in the womb. What type of person can be more stupid that that ugly filthy bitch, because no one can actually stoop that low? Pray for him, because when bitches get that stupid, they need help, so let us bow to a fool, because the bitch is the most unwanted brain in this society. If you ever wanted a stupid bitch to pick at, just look up north, and see that bitch and fool on the right side of his father Do you find this valuable?