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PieGuy1398
Chuck Norris Jokes. AWESOME!!!!
Jun 30 2011, 10:28 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 30 2011, 10:33 AM EDT
Chuck Norris listens to the 7pm News, in the morning!!

Chuck Norris fixed an old truck, it's now called Optimus Prime!!

Chuck Norris was born on the same day Hitler died!!

Chuck Norris invented the radio so people can hear all the people who have gone missing!!

The boogy man looks for Chuck Norris under HIS bed!!

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity....TWICE!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris tore a page out of Facebook!!

Chuck Norris can BBM on a calculator!!

Chuck Norris once owned a toilet paper company. He gave it up though, coz he don't take no sh*t!!!

Chuck Norris has been dead for 7 years, but Death has been too cowardly to tell him!!

Chuck Norris' first pet was a dinosaur!!

Chuck Norris has proved The Theory of Evolution wrong, coz he has been around since Adam!!!

Chuck Norris sat next to Jesus in 5th grade!!

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1. RE: Chuck Norris Jokes. AWESOME!!!!
Oct 24 2011, 3:20 AM EDT | Post edited: Oct 24 2011, 3:20 AM EDT
Chuck Norris once made The Hulk mad. 2 days later Bruce Banner awoke in the hospital.

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4. RE: Chuck Norris Jokes. AWESOME!!!!
Dec 26 2011, 4:11 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 26 2011, 4:11 PM EST
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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