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Amaya830
yo mama jokes
Mar 7 2011, 8:23 PM EST | Post edited: Mar 7 2011, 8:23 PM EST
YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT INTO SPACE THE ASTRONAUTS SAID,"DID WE ORDER ANOTHER MOON?'

YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE ROLLED OVER FOUR QUARTERS IT MADE A DOLLAR!

YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WEARS A YELLOW RAINCOAT PEOPLE YELL, "TAXI!"

YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT BUGEE JUMPING SHE BROKE THE BRIDGE!

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"





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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets





Yo mama is so fat
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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

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Mar 21 2011, 11:10 PM EDT | Post edited: Mar 21 2011, 11:10 PM EDT
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