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Joe-Kerr
More Steven Wright jokes
Nov 25 2010, 1:56 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 25 2010, 1:56 PM EST
I took Engineering for two years before I realized it had nothing to do with trains.

Some people are afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.

I saw a sign that said "Don't even think about parking here." So I parked there and I didn't think about it.

I read the entire dictionary. The zebra did it.

My grandfather invented Cliff's Notes. I asked him to tell me how he did it. He said, "Well, to make a long story short..."
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Dec 20 2010, 1:53 AM EST | Post edited: Dec 20 2010, 1:53 AM EST
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