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jeffgambill
chuck norris jokes
Aug 5 2010, 4:50 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 5 2010, 5:13 AM EDT
Chuck Norris was going to do a cameo for the movie The Expendables, but they would have had to change the name to The Untouchable. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    

dragosh01
1. RE: chuck norris jokes
Aug 24 2010, 7:04 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 24 2010, 7:04 AM EDT
hehe :)) i love the jokes with chuck norris Do you find this valuable?    

dragosh01
2. RE: chuck norris jokes
Aug 24 2010, 7:06 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 24 2010, 7:06 AM EDT
i know one very good! When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. :))) i read it on http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/chuck-norris-jokes Do you find this valuable?    

jeffgambill
3. RE: chuck norris jokes
Aug 26 2010, 7:13 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 26 2010, 7:13 PM EDT
sweet...Norris is just a badass. Do you find this valuable?    
fseoer2010
fseoer2010
4. RE: chuck norris jokes
Aug 27 2010, 3:24 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 27 2010, 3:24 AM EDT
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The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."
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jeffgambill
5. RE: chuck norris jokes
Aug 27 2010, 6:03 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 27 2010, 6:03 AM EDT
Nice, Ive had some of my x's pull that on me b-for. Do you find this valuable?    
CooleoFudge
CooleoFudge
6. RE: chuck norris jokes
Nov 28 2010, 12:25 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 28 2010, 12:25 PM EST
"A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."
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hahaha lol
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anyuta34
7. RE: chuck norris jokes
Dec 20 2010, 1:53 AM EST | Post edited: Dec 20 2010, 1:53 AM EST
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