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danskater19
Fuuniest chuck norris joke ever
Aug 4 2010, 10:52 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 4 2010, 10:52 PM EDT
Yeh well chuck norris can count to infinity (xxx) 2 times. Lmao Do you find this valuable?    

dragosh01
1. RE: Fuuniest chuck norris joke ever
Aug 24 2010, 7:08 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 24 2010, 7:08 AM EDT
haha :)) Do you find this valuable?    

dragosh01
2. RE: Fuuniest chuck norris joke ever
Aug 24 2010, 7:10 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 24 2010, 7:10 AM EDT
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. . :))) from : http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/chuck-norris-jokes Do you find this valuable?    

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