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pinkyd52 |
lol :)
Jul 22 2010, 2:11 PM EDT
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all go into a barn and hide in different, empty potatoes sacks because they’re wanted by the police. A cop comes in and pokes the first bag with the redhead and she says, “MEOW!” He pokes the second bag with the brunette and she says, “WOOF!” He pokes the third bag with the blonde and she says, “POTATOES!”A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. While driving home from the dealer she cuts off a semi, almost driving off a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle in the dust and tells her that she can't move or he will kill her. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees that she's smiling. So he goes back to his truck and gets a baseball bat and starts smashing the windows and denting her car. He looks over and sees that she's laughing. He's really mad now so he takes his knife and slashes her tires. He looks back to see that the blonde is laughing so hard she's about to fall over. He demands, what is so funny? She takes a deep breath and says, "Every time you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle." A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it." The blond replies "Shut up, you're next." MY FAV! :D 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?
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UberCow |
1. RE: lol :)
Aug 6 2010, 8:45 PM EDT
A blonde has just been fired from her job, so she needed a little money. One day, she was driving through town and saw a bunch of small children playing on a playground, so she gets a good idea. She decides to kidnap one and take him for ransom from his parents. So she grabs a kid and takes him under an oak tree, saying, "Be quiet, kid, I'm kidnapping you."So she writes a note that says: "I've kidnapped your son. If you ever want to see him again, leave a hundred thousand dollars under the oak tree on the north side of the playground tonight. Signed, A Blonde." So she sticks the note on the kids forehead and says, "Go show your mom." She comes back later, and, sure enough, one hundred thousand dollars are lying there along with a note: "Fine, here's your money. But how could you do this to a fellow blonde?!" Do you find this valuable? |
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dragosh01 |
2. RE: lol :)
Aug 24 2010, 7:12 AM EDT
haha:)) what funny jokes about blonde ....if i was blonde..i make my hair brunette :))
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dragosh01 |
3. RE: lol :)
Aug 24 2010, 7:14 AM EDT
did you know that joke?? Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. :))) hehe .. is in top of jokes at http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/blonde-jokes
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