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More Magnificent Carnac---For Johnny
Dec 22 2009, 7:40 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 22 2009, 7:40 PM EST
A: A-Rump-Pom-Pom-Pom

Q:What is the sound of a failed attempt at holding flatulence?
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A: Norris, Tiger Woods, and Donald

Q: Name a chuck, a schmuck, and a duck?
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A: Crick-et-y Crack-Crick-et-y Crack

Q: How do Asians describe train travel?

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