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janiecesenn
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some truths little children have learned
Jul 1 2009, 2:12 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 1 2009, 2:12 PM EDT
1. No matter how hard you try you can't baptize a cat.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you don't hit her back until later. They always catch the second one.
4. Never ask your three year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someones cutting your hair.
7. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
8. Don't wear polka dot underwear under your white shorts.
9. Never turn on a dust buster while holding a cat.
10. The best place to be when your sad is grandma's lap. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
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