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janiecesenn
janiecesenn
Truths of growing old
Jul 1 2009, 2:09 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 1 2009, 2:09 PM EDT
1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food, I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down you wonder what else you can do while your down there.
4. you're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you used to get from a roller coaster.
5. You know all the answers but no one is asking the questions.
6. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7. Wisdom comes with age but sometimes age comes alone. Do you find this valuable?    
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