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janiecesenn
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holy moly
Jun 29 2009, 4:36 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 29 2009, 4:36 PM EDT
Towards the end of Sunday services, the Minister asked, how many of you have forgiven your enemies?
80% held up their hands. Then the Minister asked, how many of you want to forgive your enemies?
All responded this time except for one small, elderly lady. Mrs. Neely, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?
I don't have any, she replied, smiling, sweetly. Mrs. Neely, that's very unusual. How old are you?
Ninety-eight, she replied.
The congregation stood and clapped their hand for the old woman.
Oh, Mrs Neely, could you please come down in front and tell us how a woman could live 98 years and not have an enemy in the world.
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said,
"I out lived all those bitches!"
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