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brookuschookus
brookuschookus
The after life
Feb 25 2009, 1:04 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 25 2009, 1:04 AM EST
I have died and been resuscatated so many times I have lost count. It is true about life after death.....each time I die I see God and he/she says to say hello and....he/she is sorry that you all can't be in heaven to experience the huge after life party that kicks off daily with the cha-cha dancers greating everyone at the door. Each time I die I get to the door and some do-good doctor brings me back to life. I wake up confused and dazed with my family laughing and singing all around me in my hospital bed. The song goes a little something like this, [cha-cha:cha-cha-cha....] "Wake me up before I go-go"....cha-cha....Instantly I feel the need to kill myself and I do so.....It is a cycle that just keeps repeating itself...! Do you find this valuable?    
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