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Feb 25 2009, 12:13 AM EST
"I want justice". Said the man who had been walking home one day and first been savaged by a rabid dog and then reversed over by an ambulance and taken by the ambulance to the proctologist by mistake and then divorced by his wife when he finally got home that night at midnight [dropped off by the police]. "I want JUSTICE". He repeated passionately from the witness box. The judge asked if he was representing himself. The man explained he no money to pay for a lawyer. "Then you cannot afford justice". Said the judge trying not to giggle. "Then I want food and water and shelter in an institution paid for by the government". Pleaded the man in desparation. "You will have to prostitute yourself for money because you are not a criminal nor are you insane". Explained the caring judge. The trial lasted several hours longer with the man first aiming for compensation at first and finally asking to be executed [at the governments expense] so that he could be at peace and experience eternal rest. The judge explained that uthenasia was not permitted and added, it is illegal to commit suicide. The man, aged 44 now seemed to be at a complete loss regarding what to say to the judge. Then it occured to him to leave the courtroom peacefully and later have revenge on all who had pained him so. As he left the courtroom and crossed the street he was run down by a local redneck in an old RV. He died on the operating table at the hands of a underqualified surgeon with a rusty scalpal. May he rest in peace now that he is dead. To anyone considering walking home from work tonight.....you are hereby prewarned of what may happen as in the case of this man....[Poor Joe]....did not read the fine print in the 'Life on Earth' contract before he was born....The fine print states clearly in section 22 , paragraph 33, clause 44....That life is a bitch and then you die! 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?
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