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Chuck Norris
Jan 2 2009, 3:12 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 2 2009, 3:12 PM EST
Me and my friends one night came up with a list of our own Chuck Norris jokes. Heres what we came up with:
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet with his piss.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow, it's too afraid of getting roundhouse kicked in the face from him.
Every day they discover 100 new species in chuck Norris's beard.
In the movie 300 they got it all wrong, the Spartans really recruited Chuck Norris and the persians. surrendered.
In flowers for algernon Charlie got smarter cuz Chuck Norris was tutoring him, not because of the operation.
The Oregon trail was made from Chuck Norris's daily jog.
Chuck Norris was once put on the naughty list, that is why Santa Cluase doesn't exist.
In a hot dog eating contest Chuck Norris ate 87 hotdogs in 4 minutes and then asked Joey Chestnut (world record holder for eating hot dogs) if he was going to finish that.
Chuck Norris can beat you in chest in one move.
Chuck Norris once shot a 17 in a game of golf.
Chuck Norris put out a forest fire with his piss.
Chuck Norris did find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
Chuck Norris can taste the difference between Dr Pepper and Diet Dr Pepper.
Chuck Norris can fertalize an egg from 150 yards away.
If you look at a picture of Chuck Norris you will feel a finding blow to the face.
Chuck Norris can burn fire.
Chuck Norris can put his pants on both legs at a time.
Chuck Norris "can" catch the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris once ate a bean borrito the result was Hieroshima.
Bulls ride Chuck Norris at a rodeo.
Chuck Norris drank an entire bottle of tequila and blew a 0.
Chuck Norris was abducted by aliens and for fear of their own plant's saftey they sent Chuck Norris back.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Chuck Norris doesn't need water to survive, water needs Chuck Norris. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
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Johnski1290
1. RE: Chuck Norris
Mar 3 2009, 5:17 PM EST | Post edited: Mar 3 2009, 5:17 PM EST
only the 2nd was funny Do you find this valuable?