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Feminist Jokes
Oct 5 2008, 4:11 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 5 2008, 4:11 PM EDT
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?


None, because they never change anything!
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I.Am.Feminist.
1. RE: Feminist Jokes
Oct 24 2008, 7:57 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 24 2008, 7:57 PM EDT
Maybe if you idiots had a life, you would spend it off of the computer, insulting women with 5 times the brain size as you. After all, at least we think with our head, not penis.

By the way, the idiot who put periods as a bad thing- you wouldn't be alive if we didn't have them, hun.
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Chriswa345
2. RE: Feminist Jokes
Jan 12 2009, 10:57 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 12 2009, 10:57 PM EST
If you had a high school biology and science class, you would know the male brain is in general quite larger than the female, for one. For two, if we didn't think with our penis', you probably wouldn't be here making such an ignorant comment. It's perfectly fine for feminists to insult men on every level, but it's sexist when a man makes a come back. Have a nice day. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
BattleshipNagato
BattleshipNagato
3. RE: Feminist Jokes
May 8 2009, 2:28 PM EDT | Post edited: May 8 2009, 2:28 PM EDT
"Maybe if you idiots had a life, you would spend it off of the computer, insulting women with 5 times the brain size as you. After all, at least we think with our head, not penis.

By the way, the idiot who put periods as a bad thing- you wouldn't be alive if we didn't have them, hun."
People like you give our sex a bad name, stupid feminist. Just because you're too damn sensitive to see the humour in sexist jokes doesn't mean that everyone else has to agree with you. It was a rather clever joke and one that made me laugh, but just because you think the world should revolve around women DOES NOT MEAN that you have to force your incorrect opinions on other people.

If you ask me, women should just get back in the damn kitchen and make men sammiches. I don't know why we won't accept this fact, as women are objects to be owned by the superior male gender. Our only use is to cook, clean and make babies. |:

Get a sense of humour. Periods are a bad thing. They're painful, they're stupid, they cause irrational mood swings and they're a blot on society. If I was old enough, I would be on the pill or some other preventative measure. The world has enough sluts.

By the way, I'm a woman. Sorry to ruin your little sexism accusation you had ready for every negative comment people say about you. ):
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finestsuit
finestsuit
4. RE: Feminist Jokes
Jun 24 2009, 11:06 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 24 2009, 11:06 AM EDT
" Maybe if you idiots had a life, you would spend it off of the computer, insulting women with 5 times the brain size as you. After all, at least we think with our head, not penis.

By the way, the idiot who put periods as a bad thing- you wouldn't be alive if we didn't have them, hun."
thank you for presenting us with an actual display of 'the reason' these jokes exist. see... a joke is only funny so many times you hear it. but the rants like yours never grow boring. i could laugh at your being stirred daily... and my laughing would stir you more... it's a perfect circle~ thank you, you feminist goofball~

ps. you'd be much better off if you turned your over-dramatic cause inward... then turn it into real desire to excel... and as you discover 'you', things will look a whole lot brighter in your world. any 'cause' is a joke. stand alone and become. then be an example... not an angry, dismissed, protester~
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BattleshipNagato
BattleshipNagato
5. RE: Feminist Jokes
Jun 24 2009, 12:47 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 24 2009, 12:47 PM EDT
"thank you for presenting us with an actual display of 'the reason' these jokes exist. see... a joke is only funny so many times you hear it. but the rants like yours never grow boring. i could laugh at your being stirred daily... and my laughing would stir you more... it's a perfect circle~ thank you, you feminist goofball~

ps. you'd be much better off if you turned your over-dramatic cause inward... then turn it into real desire to excel... and as you discover 'you', things will look a whole lot brighter in your world. any 'cause' is a joke. stand alone and become. then be an example... not an angry, dismissed, protester~"
I'm glad you agree. To be honest, feminists are bad representitives of the females species. I would like to say that not all of us are this ignorant, and some find sexist jokes hilarious, so keep on the good work.
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EdChang
EdChang
6. RE: Feminist Jokes
Aug 26 2009, 8:35 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 26 2009, 8:35 PM EDT
wow you know it is REALLY good to see you take this stuff this lightly. srsly, ur cool. we need some girls like you out there instead of the ones that are on their periods 24/7 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
EdChang
EdChang
7. RE: Feminist Jokes
Aug 26 2009, 8:40 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 26 2009, 8:40 PM EDT
hey, did you say that we have no life? and that we're idiots? first of all, what were you doing at the time when u wrote ur comment? second, this is website for JOKES. stop pmsing and get a new tampon. oh and make me a sandwich. woman. Do you find this valuable?    

roopinder
8. RE: Feminist Jokes
Sep 8 2009, 7:05 AM EDT | Post edited: Sep 8 2009, 7:05 AM EDT
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick.
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candj_collins
candj_collins
9. RE: Feminist Jokes
Sep 22 2009, 4:39 AM EDT | Post edited: Sep 22 2009, 4:39 AM EDT
I'm a married 19 year old woman and I find these jokes freakin funny. Come on most of it is true. I admit I nag a little sometimes not as much as most women but still. I just told my husband that because of these jokes that you poor men have no hope of survival. LOL

Have Fun
and Ladies laugh alittle

Jess
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yournirvana
10. RE: Feminist Jokes
Dec 1 2009, 6:15 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 1 2009, 6:15 PM EST
lol you would be married at 19. Do you find this valuable?    
antifeminismgirl
antifeminismgirl
11. RE: Feminist Jokes
Dec 22 2009, 3:19 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 22 2009, 3:19 PM EST
" Maybe if you idiots had a life, you would spend it off of the computer, insulting women with 5 times the brain size as you. After all, at least we think with our head, not penis.

By the way, the idiot who put periods as a bad thing- you wouldn't be alive if we didn't have them, hun."
God, why are feminists so ignorant? I am a woman, and i believe most feminists do not THINK with their heads, they don't want equality anymore, they want more than that, and they'll never stop wanting more.

here's a joke:
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. She holds it still and waits for the world to revolve around her!
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jonusb
12. RE: Feminist Jokes
Jan 7 2010, 12:42 AM EST | Post edited: Jan 7 2010, 12:42 AM EST
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ImNotAJew
13. RE: Feminist Jokes
Jan 10 2010, 8:45 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 10 2010, 8:45 PM EST
"By the way, the idiot who put periods as a bad thing- you wouldn't be alive if we didn't have them, hun."
If you knew basic biology you would realise that it wasn't a period that made him live, it was the lack of one. Which just goes to show how intelligent feminists are. xD

Theres one thing worse than chauvinistic men and that is women who dont do as they're told!
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ZechariahGumpfer
14. RE: Feminist Jokes
Jan 15 2010, 4:02 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 15 2010, 4:02 PM EST
"hey, did you say that we have no life? and that we're idiots? first of all, what were you doing at the time when u wrote ur comment? second, this is website for JOKES. stop pmsing and get a new tampon. oh and make me a sandwich. woman."
LOL epic.
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ZechariahGumpfer
15. RE: Feminist Jokes
Jan 15 2010, 4:07 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 15 2010, 4:07 PM EST
"Maybe if you idiots had a life, you would spend it off of the computer, insulting women with 5 times the brain size as you. After all, at least we think with our head, not penis.

By the way, the idiot who put periods as a bad thing- you wouldn't be alive if we didn't have them, hun."
lol soo... you just insinuated all the billions of people that use computer in america insinuating they have no life and then stated that its possible to think with a penis. and THEN finished with insanely commen knowledge of reproduction.. hmmm.. you're a smart cookie :] the world needs more femenists like you.
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BattleshipNagato
BattleshipNagato
16. RE: Feminist Jokes
Jan 16 2010, 7:06 AM EST | Post edited: Jan 16 2010, 7:06 AM EST
Hasn't it been scientifically proven or something that males actually have bigger average mass of the brain than females?

Actually, even if the egg was ready for fertilization, you couldn't actually have any children unless you had a male to fertilize the egg.
So if you just had a woman on her period, all she'd be was really goddamn moody unless she had a *man* ready to fertilize.
Male participation is just as important in reproduction. Without the penis that they apparantly "think with", women would just be moody all the time and no babies would be made.

Retake biology plz.
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Iceyboy6
17. RE: Feminist Jokes
Jan 27 2010, 9:19 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 27 2010, 9:19 PM EST
Hahahaha man i mean girl you kno how to stand up for your self i respect ya ppeeaacceee Do you find this valuable?    

torigee
18. RE: Feminist Jokes
Feb 1 2010, 10:56 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 1 2010, 10:56 PM EST
"Hasn't it been scientifically proven or something that males actually have bigger average mass of the brain than females?"
Brain mass has little to do with intellectual capability, actually. Intellect is more related to surface area than anything else; that's why we have so many folds in our brain (called sulci)--to maximize the surface area of our brain. Einstein's brain mass was far from exceptional, weighing in at 1,230g (Witelson et al., 1999b), whereas the average adult human brain mass is between 1,300 and 1,400g (Chudler, Eric H. Brain Facts and Figures. University of Washington.) There was something different about one of the sulci in Einstein, but again, this is unrelated to mass. Just thought that would be worth mentioning.
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BattleshipNagato
BattleshipNagato
19. RE: Feminist Jokes
Feb 2 2010, 10:32 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 2 2010, 10:32 AM EST
Even then, the comment the OP posted about "insulting women with 5 times the brain size as you" would be completely irrelevant anyway.

Either way she's completely wrong.
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