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The original role of Jesus in the passion of Christ was supposed to be Chuck Norris. However, they realized that Chuck Norris could not feel the emotion of pain, he could only inflict it.
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Mar 4 2008, 8:57 PM EST by
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If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, then Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Mar 4 2008, 8:53 PM EST by
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google no longer runs searches on chuck norris.
you dont find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you!
chuck norris doesnt step away from the vehicle, the vehicle steps away from chuck norris
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Apr 25 2007, 3:39 PM EDT by Anonymous
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Old Chucklez!
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
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Apr 6 2007, 4:34 PM EDT by Anonymous
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chuck norris doesnt get wet
WET gets chuck norris
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Apr 13 2007, 3:53 AM EDT by Anonymous
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chuck norris isnt hung likr a horse...horses are hung like chuck norris
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Sep 10 2008, 10:02 PM EDT by
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chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits
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Apr 27 2007, 1:14 AM EDT by Anonymous
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Anne Frank was hiding from Chuck Norris
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Jul 13 2008, 12:33 PM EDT by
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chuck norris walked around town with an erection, there were no survivors
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Apr 27 2007, 1:14 AM EDT by Anonymous
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chuck norris doesnt tea bag...he POTATO SACKS!!
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Apr 30 2007, 8:07 PM EDT by Anonymous
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chuck norris is like mother nature, it can't be stopped.
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Jun 8 2009, 2:15 PM EDT by
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chuck norris was walking by a pond and saw a baby drowning. He jupped in, pulled it to shore, and gave it CPR. He then killed it with a roundhouse kick to the head because chuck norris giveth, and chuck norris taketh away.
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Apr 13 2007, 7:21 PM EDT by Anonymous
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the fastest way to a man's heart is with chuck norris' fist.
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Apr 13 2007, 7:27 PM EDT by Anonymous
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when chuck norris works out on a machine, the machine gets stronger
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Apr 13 2007, 7:15 PM EDT by Anonymous
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when God invented light, he had to ask chuck norris if it was ok.
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Apr 13 2007, 7:26 PM EDT by Anonymous
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chuck norris is the only man that can kick you in the back of your face.
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Apr 13 2007, 7:28 PM EDT by Anonymous
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i didnt write this chuck did when he found and killed me with a fatle round house to my face for thinking about making a joke about him...he wrote this for the irony
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Jun 18 2008, 8:19 PM EDT by
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chuck norris doesn't read books. he stares them down until they give him the information he wants!!!
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Mar 19 2007, 10:13 AM EDT by Anonymous
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