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Woody Allen on Life
, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Money is better than poverty, if only for financial
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Bill Cosby Jokes
or not you hit the truck, you are going to have soiled underwear. Cause first you say it, then you do it! Like everyone else who makes the mistake
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Mitch Hedberg Jokes
to it than that. "You want some more home made sprite?" "Not until you figure out what the f**k else is in it!" I sit at my hotel at night, I think
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Dane Cook Jokes
? This is a weird thing... phenomena. Alright. Sometimes guys, you're having sex right, and everything's going great, everything's, you know
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Jack Handey Jokes
and eating everything they see. Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. Maybe
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John McCain Jokes by Conan O'Brien
of eyeglasses. Gone way up. Yeah. Yeah, with Palin's glasses, you'll be able to see everything, except what the hell your teenage daughter's up to. Today
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Jokes About the Debates
is. This is not your typical debate. Anheuser-Busch, the beer company, underwrote it. They paid for everything, which is a little bit odd, because Cindy McCain
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Jay Leno on the Republicans
, tooth polishing industry and hair dye industry. Everything else can pretty much go to hell. And the longest-serving Republican senator, Ted
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Jay Leno on Rod Blagojevich
in appointing the senator, Blagojevich may have actually acted legally. He may have acted legally. God, there's a first time for everything, huh
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Military Jokes
, hat, and toilet." I will take great pride in the fact that all Navy acronyms, ranks and insignia, and everything else for that matter
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Conan O'Brien on George W. Bush
is united with President Bush's administration on doing everything they can to fix the economy. When asked about it, President Bush replied, 'Uh
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Sarah Palin Jokes by David Letterman
. And in about an hour, they'll name somebody else. We're talking about Sarah Palin, who has a brand new Christmas album. It's entitled 'I
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Funny True Stories
norms. (Group norms are the unspoken rules of a group, i.e. you don't grab someone else's dining-hall tray and start eating off it). She was telling us
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General Discussion
im good with tht. wat kinda music r u talkin bout? i like almost everything.
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i am a brit
it has to do with British motorcycles... and many Brit cars (to the rest of the world who's never owned bloke produced stuff-the British Empire used to require all Brit cars and motor bikes to have Brit rubber [pure rubber, great but not as long lasting as pure/synthetic mix] and Brit electronics [translation: Lucas] and gaskets... and everything else). Brit cars and bikes had a wicked tendency to drip oil (as did Harleys but for a different reason). So Brit motor vehicles were known to "leak a bit." Add to this joke:
Q. Why do the Brits serve warm beer?
A. Lucus makes the refrigeration.
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The best joke ever.
"Good joke. Did you post it anywhere else?" It's in the "Everything Else" category... joke #6. I added a whole lot of stuff that day... I had a repository of stuff that I'd compiled when I was stationed overseas in the military a while back. Thanks for the website, it's a great place to share the stuff very easily!! Jeremy sends.
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