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racist jokes

niggerlovernotlol — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 07:06:58 CST

a young black boy goes into the kitchen and rubbs flour all over his black skin

then he runs into his moms roomand screams mommy mommy im not black anymore ima lil white boy his mother smacks him in the face

and then she tells him to tell daddy what he just told her so he does his dad kicks him in the nuts then tells him to tell granny what he just said he did then granny slaps him in face ans asks now what did you learn from this the little boy looks at granny and say i learned that i only been white for five minutes and i allready hate niggers

Yo Mama Jokes

twin2power2 — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 19:10:26 CST

yo mama so retarted i told here she had a day to live she said and when am i supposed to die.

Your Mama is so fat when she popped a pimple on her left butt cheek you thought it was a milkshake dispenser. Mmmmm Pus :P -Made by StarJoker

yo mama so ugly when she died and went to heaven jesus said i didnt create you

yo mama is old and fat she sat next to every one at the last supper

yo mama so fat when she sat on the ipod she made the ipad

yo mama so fat she need cheat codes for the will fit

your mum is so fat when she stands on the rainbow she makes skittles r mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that- Made by Mysteryguy123

Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack -Made by Crazykitteh

Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down -Made by Crazykitteh

Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME" -Made by Crazykitteh

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke -Made by Crazykitteh

Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning -Made by Crazykitteh

You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you **** Happens.

You're so ugly, you have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg
you're so ugly when you went to Tokyo the Tokyo people said Godzilla
You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application
You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.
You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.
You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.
You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.
You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run for the border.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in.
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
You're so ugly, every time you go out you get chased by the dog catcher.
You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step in the lake, the water parts.
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.Your so fat when you put a yellow rain jacket on people yelled out taxi haha.

Yo mama stank so bad that all the power went off in the house.
Yo mama stank so bad when she walked past the skunks they said 123 get yo stanky self away from me.
Yo mama look so ugly that her mama was jealous
yo mama so dum tahta she wanted $25.00 and somebody offered $20,000,000.00 and she didn't take it.

yo mama so dumb she lock herself on a motorcycle by liljoker22

yo mama so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a water bed they put a blanket ove the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house colapsed.

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

LilHotKiller — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 20:46:22 CST

'Yo mama so fat...' Jokes!!

1) Yo mama so fat when i have sex with her i gotta slap her ass and ride the wave in
2) Yo mum is so fat that the onlay thing that is stoping her from gong on holaday is the front door

3) Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

4) Yo mama so fat she left out the house wearing high heels and came back wearin flip flops

5) Yo mama so fat even OPRAH couldn't afford her liposuction
6) Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

7) Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone

8) Yo mama so fat you gotta grease the doorway down and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

9) Yo mama's so fat, she got Baptized at sea world.

10) Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped-out
11) Yo momma so fat when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet

12) Yo mama so fat that the only letters in the alphabet she knows is KFC

13) Yo mama so fat people accused her of causing the earthquake in Japan

14) Yo mama so fat when she steps on the weighing scales it said "to be continued"

15) Yo mama so fat when she sings, it's over!

16) Yo mama so fat, she fell down the grand canion and got stuck

17)Yo mama so fat wen she walked in front of the tv we missed 5 new episodes
18)You Mamma so fat if u go to youtube and look at sittin on the toliet it was her
19)yo mama so fat we thought it was two of her
20)yo mama so fat wen she cane from work she broke three doors open even the carr door
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Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

YOMAMAJOKES! — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:44:13 CST

YO mama so ugly when voldermort saw her he said dang crap faceYo mama so ugly god is afraid to touch her.

Yo Mama so ugly she put her face in dough and made monster cookies!!!

yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night

Yo Mama So Ugly She Makes Lajuan Look Good

Yo Mama So Ugly When She Looked Out The Window She Got Arrested For Mooning.

Yo Mama so ugly that she made an onion cry.

yo mama so ugly

romeromcel — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 17:43:57 CST

yo mama iz so getto she breast feeds kool-aid and her ass make ****

your mum i so ugly, whenever she goes in the bath-room, obrien makes a fortune

yo mama so old her birthday expired

yo mama so fat she puts on a black and white bathing suit jumps in the pool and everyone yells free willy
YO MAMMA so stupid someone jaked her tv she goes out and says hey u forgot the remote!
yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale she watch 91210
yo momma teeth so yellow bob marley pops up singing THE SUN IS SHININ'
Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so fat, when she went outside in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said, "Moving."
Yo momma so poor I saw her in K-mart buying plastic bags, I asked her what she was doing and she said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo mommas so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror it broke.
Yo mama so ugly her make-up ran away when she wanted to put them on.
yo mama so ugly when people see her with your dad they yell "it's adam & eve
not adam & steve!

your mama so ugley that when she step in front of a mioror the mioror put out a hamer and shaterd it self

maria's jokes

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suicides

fregley — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 17:21:41 CST

killing yourself with a lightsaber.

yo mamma so old

fregley — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 17:16:09 CST

yo mama so old she has a scrapbook with jesus' picture in it.

yo mamma so old she add class with columbus

Yo mama so old you have a stagecoach parked at home.
yo mama so she ows Jesus $3

Yo mama so old she go back to the year "1".

your mamma

BENOS98 — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 13:45:23 CST

your mamma so ugly she can make a blind man cry

Wiki Of Stuff

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jokes for all ages

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dirty yo mama jokes

immacool — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 13:26:48 CST

Yo mama so dirty, she was walking on the streets and got charged for littering.

Confucius Say Jokes

RESIDENTovEVIL — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 21:28:03 CST

On wisdom, Confucius say...

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!

Man stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet than to open mouth and remove all doubt.

Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.

Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up.

Confucius say too damn much.

Black man with white dog go to prison, white man with black dog gets praise.

On hygiene, Confucius say...

Man who drop watch in toilet have ****** time.

Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep ****.

A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

House without toilet is uncanny.

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

On sex, Confucius say...

Virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Man kicked in testicles left holding bag.

Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk.

Hole happy, whole body happy.

Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

Man who plays with self, pulls boner.

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.

Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.

Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.

Girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

Man who suck woman's *** make clean breast of things.

Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

Man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level.

Man who **** in cash register come into money.

Man with athletic finger make broad jump.

Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Practical Jokes

pinkgiraffes112 — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:16:05 CST

Got a great practical joke? Click EasyEdit and add it here!

Classic Practical Jokes

Theses oldies-but-goodies have stood the test of time:

Fwoosh!
Use a rubber band to tie down the trigger on a sink's hand-sprayer attachment. Leave the sprayer in its housing, pointed toward the front of the sink. Next person who turns on the sink will get an impromptu shower.

Untidy Bowl
Stretch a sheet of plastic wrap tightly across the toilet bowl (under the seat). Don't forget that you've done this, or the joke will be on you!

The Works
Poke small holes inpackets of ketchup, mustard, relish, honey, and place the packets underneath the toilet seat with the holes pointing in. Be sure they're under the seat pads so that they get squished when someone sits down.

Slick as Snot
Vaseline is gooey, slippery, and feels completely disgusting to anyone who doesn't know what it is they're touching. It's also practically impossible to get a grip on any object covered in Vaseline, so for a good laugh smear Vaseline on:

door knobs
car door handles
lamp knobs
tooth/hair brush handles
phones
light switches

Crank it
An easy trick to play on friends when you visit their homes -- when they're out of the room, start turning up the volume on any device you can -- the television, stereo, phone ringer, alarm clocks -- but leave them turned off. With luck, you'll be long gone before they figure out what happened.

All-Time Classic Practical Joke: The Bucket
The classics never get old. Prop a bucket filled with ice water, confetti, or ping-pong balls (depending on the specific amount of mess and aggravation you wish to cause) on top of a slightly-ajar door. Be sure to use a lightweight bucket to avoid injuring your victim.

All-Time Classic Practical Joke: The Short Sheet
Harmless, timeless, brilliant. Take the covers and pillows of the victim's bed and remove the top sheet. Reverse the sheet so that the "foot" (unhemmed) edge is now at the head of the bed, and tuck that end in tightly. Fold the sheet back up on itself so that the "head" (hemmed) edge rests right where it would normally be. Tuck in the sides of the sheet snugly, and replace the blankets and pillows just as they were.

Wet the Bed

Take a spray bottle and fill it up with the liquid of your choice (something that doesn't smell good would be the best). Lift up all the sheets on the bed and spray it on the lower and middle half of the bed and spray until there is just a little more than enough to feel the wetness. The victim will be very uncomfortable. Do it to your own bed to make mom/dad change your sheets.

Add more practical jokes here!

Blonde Jokes

hopeurbeautiful11 — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:08:15 CDT

Q: whats blondes best friend
A: herself.
Heyy imma blonde thats like hairist

Q: What do bricks and blondes have in common?

A: They both get laid by mexicans!

On the Rocks or Frozen?

A blonde walked into a bar and said, "I'd like a margarita please." The bartender said, "Would you like that 'on the rocks'?" The blonde replied, "No, for here is fine."

hey imma blonde haha
hey theres a blond joke i made on your so stupid. - Jake Cost (leafpoolwolf)

Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor ??
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.

A blonde was determined to show his wife he wasn't stupid so he painted the kitchen.
when she came back from work she said "the kitchen looks great but why are you wearing three jackets?"
the paint said best with three coats

How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
Tell her that the drinks are on the house

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A vacant possession.

What did the blonde's dentist find?
Teeth in the cavity

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
She's trying to hold on to a thought

What is a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A padded dash

Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens?
They couldn't find their eraser.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Why did the blonde cross the road?
She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking!

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.

Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
To avoid the draft.

What do blonde virgins eat?
Baby food.

Why did the blonde take two hits of acid?
She wanted to go on a round trip.

Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet?
She thought it was diet coke.

What does an illiterate blonde text when she laughs?
OLL!

Fart Jokes

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Yo Mama Is So Old Jokes

dumnboy43 — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:44:36 CDT

yo mamas so old, she did god!

yo mama's so old when she lifted up her boob a pilgrim fell out.

yo mama so old her skin came off.

yo mama so old her beeper number is 1.

Yo mama so old when she blowed her birhtday candle she died

your mama so old she said who's oprha.?

Your momma is so old she delivered jesus
yo mama so old when she wished so was a teenage sexy lady she became a ugly teenage unsexy lady.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.

Your mama is so old I found a fossil of her hair when I went to Death Valley in search of dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old she knew

Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama's so old that her birth certificate says "expired".

Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks

Yo mama's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.(because she was born in greek)

Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.

Yo mama's so old, she has Adam & Eve's autographs.(and liked the pics cause they were naked)

yo mama so old she farts oldness to the world.

yo mama's sooo old when she went to jesus's school

yo mama's sooo old she started anciet egyption time!!!!!!!!!

yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she stood in the middle of the street and smiled the cars started to slow down! :P

yo mamas so old when she farted dust came out

yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was a prince

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Yo mama is so fat...

Yo mama is so hairy...

Yo mama is so old...

Yo mama is so poor...

Yo mama is so stupid...

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...

Yo mama is so ugly...

Yo mama so sexy

Creepy Stalker Poem Prank

34579076 — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:18:50 CDT

This is a creepy stalker poem. We decided to turn it into a prank to see some random persons reaction. . Its actually kind of well written for a prank, If you actually go thru with this prank.. you got balls and I applaud you.
Hello beautifully angelic mystery girl
Who's looks are more valuable than Lao Tzu's pearl
I think its a shame that I don't know your name
Because your lustrous appearance is something no words can proclaim.
Just a simple passing glance,
You have me in such a trance,
It's such an attention stealing feeling,
That makes me so weak I'm nearly kneeling
.Your beauty is so different from all the rest.
Please don't take me for a persistent pest,
I only want to be your hearts eternal guest.
Your gracefulness, flawless, untainted,
Of this an intoxicating picture has been painted
Forever in my mind.
And when I try to leave the thought of you behind, I feel so helpless, so mentally confined.
As I see you I can feel a hypnotic heat
Blanketing my heart in a thick sheet.
Your prescence is a psychoactive hallucinogen
That causes my mind to burst into a flame like hydrogen
From the moment we first made eye contact,
These disease-like symptoms I've seemed to contract.
Is it your two rosy lips,
That sends my heart into an eclipse?
Or your entrancing (color) eyes
That your beauty underlies
Maybe its the way you wear you hair
That seems to fatally impair
My ability to give a care
About anyone who doesnt compare
And if theres anyone who does, I'm completely unaware
The only part of this feeling that gives me a frigh
tIs that the thought of you wont let me sleep at night
Its not that I'm an obsessive stalker
Only that for better or for worse it's my heart who's the talker.
You have such a stunning face, And I beg my mid to never let that image be displaced.
I feel like me without someone like you is like Bugs Bunny without a carrot,
Or Long John Silver without a parrot.
Lately life was gettin' kinda sour,
All I had to do to have that feeling scoured,
Was see you a few times between (time) and (time).
Now, I can't imagine how a beautiful girl like you could be single,
But if you say no to me my heart will crumble like a Pringle
Don't get me wrong,
I don't mean to come on so strong
Although it's no secret why I'm writing this song.
It's you I'd really like to get to know,
Your beauty radiates such an attractive glow.

Yo Mama Is So Stupid

cookiemonser69 — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 14:44:51 CDT

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.
yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.
yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!
your mama so stupid when she went to the super bowl she brought a big spoon. yo mom so stupid she stupid.
yo mama is so stupid i said we need to kill time and she went in her room and started to stab a clock
yo mama is so stupid, she lost a game of fantisy football.
yo mama is so stupid, she tried to alphabatise m&ms, chuck norris CAN alphabatise m&ms.

your mama is so stupid that she tripped over a wireless phone
your mama is so stupid that when the bus passd by she said twinkie come back
your mama is so stupid that she got expelled from the m&m factory because she threw away all the W's

your mama is so stupid that she put money in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out

your mama is so stupid that she called her son ass and her house crack, and when ass went missing, she called the cops and said, I can't find my ass anywhere, I looked up my crack but I couldn't find him!

Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband asked her what's for dinner, she opened her legs and answered, "Why honey, I'm having crabs."

Yo mama is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car!!
yo mama is so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch!

Yo Mama's so stupid, that her geometry test said "Find x", and she circled it and said "there it is."

Yo Mama's so stupid, I asked her for a hot dog and she put Fido in the microwav

Yo Mama's So Stupid, She Climbed Over A Glass Door To See What Was On The Other Side!!
POPwiki :)

Yo mama's so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid she stares at an orange juice carton every morning for an hour cause it says "concentrate"

Yo mama's so stupid she eats her food stamps.

Yo mama's so stupid that she took you into a room and asked you "Who's this Oscar Meyer kid and why do you want his wiener?"

Yo mama so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama's so dumb her friend asked her to go buy a color TV and she asked "What color?"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refun

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friend

Yo mama's so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!

Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!

Yo mama's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics

Yo mama's so stupid that she thought that babies came from the infantry

Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car to buy petrol.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Yo mama's so stupid someone said ''if you were locked in a car and you had nothing but a hammer how would you get out" and she said "bust the window".

Yo momma so stupid she took a fish out of the water because she thought it was drowning.

Yo mama's so stupid she went on Jeapordy and lost to George W. Bush.

Yo mama's so stupid she pisses in the sink to save on the gas bill.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama's so stupid she plays Russian Roulette with a Glock

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!

Yo mama's so stupid she drove all the way to New Mexico with the handbrake on.

Yo mama's so stupid she talked into a mailbox and when the postman came and asked her what she was doing and she said she was sending a voicemail.

Yo mamma so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid that when the computer said press any key to continue she couldn't find the key named anykey

yo mama so stuiped when you asked for a car she thought it was slang for bike

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Yo mama is so fat...

Yo mama is so hairy...

Yo mama is so old...

Yo mama is so poor...

Yo mama is so stupid...

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...

Yo mama is so ugly...

your mamma so old

DywaneWadeJr. — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 22:29:04 CDT

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YO MOTHER *******!!!!!
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