yo mama so ugly

yo mama iz so getto she breast feeds kool-aid and her ass make ****

your mum i so ugly, whenever she goes in the bath-room, obrien makes a fortune

yo mama so old her birthday expired

yo mama so fat she puts on a black and white bathing suit jumps in the pool and everyone yells free willy
YO MAMMA so stupid someone jaked her tv she goes out and says hey u forgot the remote!
yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale she watch 91210
yo momma teeth so yellow bob marley pops up singing THE SUN IS SHININ'
Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so fat, when she went outside in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said, "Moving."
Yo momma so poor I saw her in K-mart buying plastic bags, I asked her what she was doing and she said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo mommas so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror it broke.
Yo mama so ugly her make-up ran away when she wanted to put them on.
yo mama so ugly when people see her with your dad they yell "it's adam & eve
not adam & steve!

your mama so ugley that when she step in front of a mioror the mioror put out a hamer and shaterd it self

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