Yo Mama Jokes

yo mama so retarted i told here she had a day to live she said and when am i supposed to die.

Your Mama is so fat when she popped a pimple on her left butt cheek you thought it was a milkshake dispenser. Mmmmm Pus :P -Made by StarJoker

yo mama so ugly when she died and went to heaven jesus said i didnt create you

yo mama is old and fat she sat next to every one at the last supper

yo mama so fat when she sat on the ipod she made the ipad

yo mama so fat she need cheat codes for the will fit

your mum is so fat when she stands on the rainbow she makes skittles r mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that- Made by Mysteryguy123

Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack -Made by Crazykitteh

Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down -Made by Crazykitteh

Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME" -Made by Crazykitteh

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke -Made by Crazykitteh

Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning -Made by Crazykitteh

You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you **** Happens.

You're so ugly, you have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg
you're so ugly when you went to Tokyo the Tokyo people said Godzilla
You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application
You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.
You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.
You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.
You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.
You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run for the border.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in.
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
You're so ugly, every time you go out you get chased by the dog catcher.
You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step in the lake, the water parts.
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.Your so fat when you put a yellow rain jacket on people yelled out taxi haha.

Yo mama stank so bad that all the power went off in the house.
Yo mama stank so bad when she walked past the skunks they said 123 get yo stanky self away from me.
Yo mama look so ugly that her mama was jealous
yo mama so dum tahta she wanted $25.00 and somebody offered $20,000,000.00 and she didn't take it.

yo mama so dumb she lock herself on a motorcycle by liljoker22

yo mama so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a water bed they put a blanket ove the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house colapsed.

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