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My older bothers best mate at schoolByothers wasconsidered2Bafool,
Whenhepassedwind itALWAYSmadeNOISESohe wasmockedbyGIRLS&boys,
Nobody couldfathom whyhis tummy withgasdid overloadThenBtweenhislegs,wouldsuddenlyXplode
Mybrother onthe other handhadthe,skilldevelopedOfpassing gasquietly thatALLenvelopedNobodycould understand,That when his tummy wouldXpandThenLooseitsbloatApungentSOUR odour ontheairwouldfloatBut he just smiled&hadalittlegloat Nobodycould workitout itjustseemedSO queerThatonesmallchildcouldIMPACTthe atmosphereSOithink it wouldBTrulywise Ifscience would prioritiseFindingoutthehows&whys,OnesmallBOYcanSEND somuch gas into the skies&then find a fast&sure solutionto this terrible pollution,
A teacher once suspected he the odorous gas did pass,& moved him from the front
2the back seat of the classBut Since the others had no idea just from whence it came,
He rarely if ever was the one to get the blameIve no idea why it was smelly but quiet,
As our parents had insisted ona healthy daily dietBut sure enough he now had the skill,
Of passing toxic wind quietly almost at his will,Hehadcertainlyperfectedtheknack,
Ofpassing gassesoutofHIScrackWith his friends he is now a major player of the SADdepletionOFtheOZONElayerThere are others to i realise, Who practice passingGAS 2pollutetheskies
It almost seems they are competing 4a prizeJust like my dear brother there is many another,
Whohavepracticedtheart,ofpassingGASquiet butXtremelyTART
A teacher once hit a boys bottom with a cane&was rewarded by a smell that drove him almost insane,
Please tell me sonjust what youvebeen eatingThatscertainly not the most pleasant greeting,
He understood the problem when the boy saidJust a bowl of sauerkraut & some garlic bread
SoIsuggestIFguestsUareSOONgreetingYOUchoseCAREFULLYwhatUareNOWeating
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