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omg when i was a school this *********had nerve to come up to me and say umm hello umm why are u like sitting next to my bf so like u should like move like know before like i go anf get like my gurls here what the CRAP she had the nerve i was like girl why dont u make me and she just stared and gave me that ********* look what the ********** *********** i was like wow u daten that hooka hewas like yeah i know know a ********* right i was liek u neda slap the craken lacken out of her


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werthy8 SMELLY BELLY 0 Jun 22 2011, 10:10 PM EDT by werthy8
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My older bothers best mate at schoolByothers wasconsidered2Bafool,
Whenhepassedwind itALWAYSmadeNOISESohe wasmockedbyGIRLS&boys,
Nobody couldfathom whyhis tummy withgasdid overloadThenBtweenhislegs,wouldsuddenlyXplode
Mybrother onthe other handhadthe,skilldevelopedOfpassing gasquietly thatALLenvelopedNobodycould understand,That when his tummy wouldXpandThenLooseitsbloatApungentSOUR odour ontheairwouldfloatBut he just smiled&hadalittlegloat Nobodycould workitout itjustseemedSO queerThatonesmallchildcouldIMPACTthe atmosphereSOithink it wouldBTrulywise Ifscience would prioritiseFindingoutthehows&whys,OnesmallBOYcanSEND somuch gas into the skies&then find a fast&sure solutionto this terrible pollution,
A teacher once suspected he the odorous gas did pass,& moved him from the front
2the back seat of the classBut Since the others had no idea just from whence it came,
He rarely if ever was the one to get the blameIve no idea why it was smelly but quiet,
As our parents had insisted ona healthy daily dietBut sure enough he now had the skill,
Of passing toxic wind quietly almost at his will,Hehadcertainlyperfectedtheknack,
Ofpassing gassesoutofHIScrackWith his friends he is now a major player of the SADdepletionOFtheOZONElayerThere are others to i realise, Who practice passingGAS 2pollutetheskies
It almost seems they are competing 4a prizeJust like my dear brother there is many another,
Whohavepracticedtheart,ofpassingGASquiet butXtremelyTART
A teacher once hit a boys bottom with a cane&was rewarded by a smell that drove him almost insane,
Please tell me sonjust what youvebeen eatingThatscertainly not the most pleasant greeting,
He understood the problem when the boy saidJust a bowl of sauerkraut & some garlic bread
SoIsuggestIFguestsUareSOONgreetingYOUchoseCAREFULLYwhatUareNOWeating

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Chocolatelover1997 My wededing day! (TRUE) 0 Jun 24 2010, 2:22 AM EDT by Chocolatelover1997
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My husband, Sam and i got married about ... 4 years ago. We had our kids first. Anyway we had known each other since i was four years old and he was six years old. His Mother, who has always hated me since i was eight because i had broke her wedding ring while she was in the shower, was crying on our wedding day. I thought she had accepted me FINALLY. But when i asked her what was wrong these where the exact words: "I cant believe Sam was stupid enough to marry someone who broke my wedding ring!" I felt like slapping her. When i was about to walk down the isle, she stopped me just to say that she wants me to call off the wedding! When i said i do i looked at her and gave her smile. She then at dinner done a toast...OUT TO ME! it isnt as good as it sounds! In her toast she stood up and told everyone that i was a slut that broke her wedding ring...and you know what i did? I got up slapped her and walked out! My husband asked me to re-marry him a week later and we had the best wedding i ever hoped for!!
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jonathan-solis-mo woods 0 May 12 2010, 8:14 PM EDT by jonathan-solis-mo
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one day 2 kids wer walking through the woods, and 1 of them saw that a rabit pooped so he told his freind dat dey wer smart pills so the other freind tasted it then he said,'this taste like crap!!!" and then the othe freind said, 'see ur gettin smarter already'.
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