Change:  you in the house. You might be a redneck if you drive your truck through a metal detector...and it doesn't go off. REDNEKZ RULE! ^_^you might be ayou found a redneck if you found bucket of red paint and put it on his neck.(:   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 153)

Change: You might be a redneck if you have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house. You might be a redneck if you drive your truck through a metal detector...and it doesn't go off. REDNEKZ RULE! ^_^   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 135)

Change:  you might be a red neck if your white and hate blacks and like the song southern manyouYou might be a redneck if you go to your family reuionreunion to meet girls girls.youYou might be a redneck if your dad walks you to school because   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 47)

Change: 29 You'll skip your own cousin's funeral for the first day of deer season ( and you know he would approve and would do the same if you died )30. You can eat an ear of sweet corn with no utensils in under 20 seconds31. You   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 880)