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"If an episode of "Walker, Texas Ranger" changed your life, you might be aredneck." -- Jeff Foxworthy. I like this one.
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet girls.
You might be a redneck if your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
You might be a redneck if you think asphalt is a butt disease.
You might be a redneck if your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
You might be a redneck if you have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
You might be a redneck if you drive your truck through a metal detector...and it doesn't go off. REDNEKZ RULE! ^_^