"If an episode of "Walker, Texas Ranger" changed your life, you might be aredneck." -- Jeff Foxworthy. I like this one.

You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet girls.

You might be a redneck if your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.

You might be a redneck if you think asphalt is a butt disease.

You might be a redneck if your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.

You might be a redneck if you have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.


You might be a redneck if you drive your truck through a metal detector...and it doesn't go off. REDNEKZ RULE! ^_^

you might be a redneck if you found bucket of red paint and put it on his neck.(: