Yo moma sooo fat that when she sat down got back up she started an earthquake!!! LOL

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Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor said put her back she ain't done yet

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Yo momma's so ugly she's even uglier than a cyberbully
Yo momma's so fat they had to make 3 traffic signs one for cars one for people and one for yo momma

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Some of my yo momma jokes:

1. Yo momma's so dumb I called her stupid she said you better not be kidding 'cause i don't like jokes.

2. Yo momma's so dumb she was at Who Wants to be a Millionaire they asked her for her name she asked for audience opinion.

3. Yo momma's so dumb she did a successful surgery and asked the doctor to do it again.

4. Yo momma's so dumb she was writing an sms but she gave me her mobile and said can you write for me 'cause my font isn't good.

5. Yo momma's so dumb her husband gave her a parrot as a present the next day he asked her if she liked it she said "nothing special tastes like chicken"

heh that's all i have i'll try to put more if i could

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