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your mama teeth so big you look like timmy turner

your mama teeth so sharp when she sucks my dick she cuts it open

Yo Mama Teeth JokesYo mama's teeth are so gapped, her front tooth says "Next tooth one mile."

Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, b*tch has to floss with a garden hose.

Yo mama's teeth are so big and gapped, I could run hurdles with them.

Yo mama's teeth are so black, it looks like she's been eatin' coal.

When I looked at Yo mama's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to kick a field goal.

Yo mama's got summer teeth... summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket.

Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.

Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama's got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says "Believe that **** if you want to."

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she has to suck my dick sideways.

Yo mama's gold tooth is so fake, her whole mouth turned green.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she uses them to cut chain at the hardware store.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth.

Yo mama's so toothless, when she couldn't eat an apple, she just gummed it to death.

Yo mama's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.

Yo mama's got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin' `bout "Give me a bite."

Yo mama's missing so many teeth, you can play checkers on her mouth.

Yo mama's teeth are so big, I thought they were piano keys.

Yo mama's teeth are so big, it looks like her mom had an affair with Mr. Ed.

Yo mama's teeth are so big, her dentist charges her by the tooth.

Yo mama's teeth are so big, when she sneezed she bit a hole in her chest.

Yo mama's teeth are so nasty, they make Yuck Mouth afraid of the cavity creeps.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.

Yo mama's got shark teeth.




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octapus ,jgfhngf 0 Aug 16 2010, 8:53 AM EDT by octapus
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hey howare you
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laura-123@hotmail.co laura 1 May 12 2010, 1:37 AM EDT by jonusb2
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hi my name is laura i am very nice because am not say you are werid because i don't say tham thing's because i am a nice girl would loot you go on games but iam to busy byb from laura your best friend xx
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SamanthaForever idk 0 Apr 6 2010, 10:16 PM EDT by SamanthaForever
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Hmmm.....People we got some work to do here
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