yo momma is soooo fat, that she was baptized in seaworld!!~~kierst;;


Yo mama is so fat she went into a resturant and when she left she charged by police for stealing 5 hams but it was her boobs.

Yo mama is so fat, her tumors get lost in the dark, sweaty abyss of her stomach.

Yo mama is so fat, she has more rolls then the Michelin man.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to Japan, everone thought she was godzilla.

Yo mama is so fat, people need a map just to go around her.

Your mom is so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip. (Rodney Dangerfield)

Yo mama's so fat, China keeps shouting for her to "stop stomping around up there."

Yo mama's so fat, Chris Rock couldn't even think of a mama joke!

Yo mama's so fat, her fingers have cottage cheese.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama's so fat. when she backs up all you here is meep, meep, meep.

Your mama's so fat she sleeps in the garage and parks the van on her bed.

Yo mama's so fat, Cal Tech had to adjust their sensors so they didn't detect an earthquake everytime she got off the couch.

Yo mama so fat, when you slap her leg you can ride the wave.

Yo mama so fat she walked into a store wearing high heels and she came out wearing flip flops!!

Yo mamma so fat she has stretch marks on her toes!

Yo mamma so fat she puts mayonaise on her diet pills!

Yo mamma's so fat her feet never get wet when she takes a shower!

Yo mamma's so fat she is the only person I know that can play hide and go seek with her bellybutton!

Yo momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo momma's so fat, the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

Yo momma's so fat when she walked down the beach the whales popped up and started singin "We are family."

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.

Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls then the town’s bakery.

Yo mama's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo mama's is so fat she drives a spandex car

Yo mama's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!

Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.

Yo mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales

Yo' mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone!

Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek

Yo mama's so fat, she got Baptized at sea world.

Yo mama's so fat, God couldn't even lift her spirits!

Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise!

Yo mama's so big, her belly button has an echo.

Yo mama's so fat, she held up her stockings with hula-hoops.


Yo mama's so fat, she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!".

Yo mama's so fat, she went outside in a yellow raincoat and people yelled taxi.


Yo mama's so fat, when she wears her "B.V.D."s they spell boulevard!

Yo mama's so fat, that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama's so fat that this town really ISN'T big enough for the both of us

Yo mama's so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her!

Yo mama's so fat, Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu

Yo mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party

Yo mama's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters

Yo mama's belt size is the titled the "Equator"

Yo mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite

Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change radio stations.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made it four quarters.

Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits most"

Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen.

Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the f*** off."

Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Yo mamma so fat, she crushed a bridge when she tripped! Oh!

Yo mama's so fat, she makes a sumo wrestler look like Lindsey Lohan.

Yo momma so fat she makes a fat boy look like Nicole Richie.

Yo momma is so fat, when she put on a yellow jacket everyone is saying taxi

Yo mamma is so fat, the sun has become jealous

Yo Mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said: TO BE CONTINUED