Youl suck as joke tellas!! b@#$hes!

Yo mama is so fat, she pisses milk shakes.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to Japan, everyone ran screaming "Godzilla!"

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama's is so fat she drives a spandex car

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise!

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama's so big, her belly button has an echo.

Yo mamma so fat, after sex I roll over twice, and I'm still on the bitch.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears her "B.V.D."s they spell boulevard!

Yo mama's so fat, that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama's so fat that this town really ISN'T big enough for the both of us

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu

Yo mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made it four quarters.

Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.

Yo mamma so fat, she crushed a bridge when she tripped! Oh!

Yo mamma is so fat, the sun has become jealous

Your mom is so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions.

Yo mama's so fat, Chris Rock couldn't even think of a mama joke!