Yo mama is so fat, she pisses milk shakes.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to Japan, everyone ran screaming "Godzilla!"

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

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Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

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Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!

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Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise!

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama's so big, her belly button has an echo.

Yo mamma so fat, after sex I roll over twice, and I'm still on the *****.

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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

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Yo mama's so fat that this town really ISN'T big enough for the both of us

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu

Yo mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made it four quarters.

Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.

Yo mamma so fat, she crushed a bridge when she tripped! Oh!

Yo mamma is so fat, the sun has become jealous

Your mom is so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions.

Yo mama's so fat, Chris Rock couldn't even think of a mama joke!