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yO MAMA IS SOOOO FAT WHEN SHE WANTED A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLANKET OVER LAKE MICHIGAN!!BURNED!!
Yo mama's so fat, last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scales.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me 5 years to get to the other side!
yo mama's so fat, they named her D. Pay-check-O :)
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.
Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
Yo Mama's so fat, that when she runs, it's like a TV in slow motion.
Yo Mama's so fat, that when she walks down the beach the whales come up and start singing : "we are family....even though your fatter than me! we are family...even though you could eat me!"
Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change radio stations.
Yo mama's so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her!
Yo' mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone!
Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
Yo mama's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!
Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she walked into a store wearing high heels and she came out wearing flip flops!!
Yo mama's so fat, Cal Tech had to adjust their sensors so they didn't detect an earthquake every time she got off the couch.
your mama is so fat that when she craps her ass looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud
your mama is so fat that when god said `let there be light' he had to ask her to move
your mama is so fat that obi knobi said, that's no moon, that's your mama!
Your mama's so fat she sleeps in the garage and parks the van on her bed.
Yo momma is soooo fat.., she was baptized in seaworld!!
Yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Yo mama is so fat, her tumors get lost in the dark, sweaty abyss of her stomach.
Yo mama is so fat, she has more rolls then the Michelin man.
Yo mama is so fat, people need a map just to go around her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip. (Rodney Dangerfield)
Yo mama's so fat, China keeps shouting for her to "stop stomping around up there."
Yo mama's so fat, her fingers have cottage cheese.
Yo mama's so fat. when she backs up all you hear is beep, beep, beep.
Yo mama so fat, when you slap her leg you can ride the wave.
Yo mamma so fat she has stretch marks on her toes!
Yo mamma so fat she puts mayonaise on her diet pills!
Yo mamma's so fat her feet never get wet when she takes a shower!
Yo mamma's so fat she is the only person I know that can play hide and go seek with her bellybutton!
Yo momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo momma's so fat, the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
Yo momma's so fat when she walked down the beach the whales popped up and started singin "We are family! EVEN THO YA FATTA THEN ME!"
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up .
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls then the town’s bakery.
Yo mama's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
Yo mama's so fat, even God can't lift her spirits!
Yo mama's so fat, she holds up her stockings with hula-hoops.
Yo mama's so fat, she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!".
Yo mama's so fat, she went outside in a yellow raincoat and people yelled taxi.
Yo mama's so fat, Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world.
Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't pose for pictures, she poses for posters.
Yo mama's so fat that her belt size is the titled the "Equator".
Yo mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the f*** off."
Yo momma so fat she makes a fat boy look like Nicole Richie.
Yo Mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said: TO BE CONTINUED
Yo mama is so fat she went into a restaurant and when she left she was wrongly accused for stealing 5 hams.
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat that when she was in the ocean, Another boat came by and screamed: "SINKING SHIP"
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat that when she was ciunting all of her rolls, she counted 1,000,000
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat her freckles fell of her face!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo mama so fat when she has sex she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!
Y mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE LEFT IN HIGH HEELS AND CAME BACK IN FLIP FLOPES
Yo mama is so fat jokes continued on page 2.
Your moma is so fat, the Earth orbits around her!
yo mama so stupid she got locked in an unlocked bathroom!!!
Yo mama's so fat, last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scales.
yp mamma so fat when she she sat on the toletit screamed "help me fat ladie one me!!!!help me help help me me!!!!"
Yo mama's so fat, it took me 5 years to get to the other side! yo mama's so fat, they named her D. Pay-check-O :)
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.
Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
Yo Mama's so fat, that when she runs, it's like a TV in slow motion.
Yo Mama's so fat, that when she walks down the beach the whales come up and start singing : "we are family....even though your fatter than me! we are family...even though you could eat me!"
Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change radio stations.
Yo mama's so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her!
Yo' mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone!
Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
Yo mama's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!
Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she walked into a store wearing high heels and she came out wearing flip flops!!
Yo mama's so fat, Cal Tech had to adjust their sensors so they didn't detect an earthquake every time she got off the couch.
your mama is so fat that when she craps her ass looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud
your mama is so fat that when god said `let there be light' he had to ask her to move
your mama is so fat that obi knobi said, that's no moon, that's your mama!
Your mama's so fat she sleeps in the garage and parks the van on her bed.
Yo momma is soooo fat.., she was baptized in seaworld!!
Yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Yo mama is so fat, her tumors get lost in the dark, sweaty abyss of her stomach.
Yo mama is so fat, she has more rolls then the Michelin man.
Yo mama is so fat, people need a map just to go around her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip. (Rodney Dangerfield)
Yo mama's so fat, China keeps shouting for her to "stop stomping around up there."
Yo mama's so fat, her fingers have cottage cheese.
Yo mama's so fat. when she backs up all you hear is beep, beep, beep.
Yo mama so fat, when you slap her leg you can ride the wave.
Yo mamma so fat she has stretch marks on her toes!
Yo mamma so fat she puts mayonaise on her diet pills!
Yo mamma's so fat her feet never get wet when she takes a shower!
Yo mamma's so fat she is the only person I know that can play hide and go seek with her bellybutton!
Yo momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo momma's so fat, the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
Yo momma's so fat when she walked down the beach the whales popped up and started singin "We are family! EVEN THO YA FATTA THEN ME!"
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up .
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls then the town’s bakery.
Yo mama's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
Yo mama's so fat, even God can't lift her spirits!
Yo mama's so fat, she holds up her stockings with hula-hoops.
Yo mama's so fat, she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!".
Yo mama's so fat, she went outside in a yellow raincoat and people yelled taxi.
Yo mama's so fat, Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world.
Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't pose for pictures, she poses for posters.
Yo mama's so fat that her belt size is the titled the "Equator".
Yo mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the f*** off."
Yo momma so fat she makes a fat boy look like Nicole Richie.
Yo Mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said: TO BE CONTINUED
Yo mama is so fat she went into a restaurant and when she left she was wrongly accused for stealing 5 hams.
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat that when she was in the ocean, Another boat came by and screamed: "SINKING SHIP"
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat that when she was ciunting all of her rolls, she counted 1,000,000
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat her freckles fell of her face!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo mama so fat when she has sex she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!
Y mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE LEFT IN HIGH HEELS AND CAME BACK IN FLIP FLOPES
Yo mama is so fat jokes continued on page 2.
Your moma is so fat, the Earth orbits around her!
yo mama so stupid she got locked in an unlocked bathroom!!!
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your so fat you make obesty look like anorexia :L
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| drod5 | yo mamas so fat | 0 | Feb 26 2010, 8:06 PM EST by drod5 | ||
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yo mamas so fat her only tansportation is rolling
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| jensselnunez11 | bra shut up | 0 | Feb 4 2010, 3:55 PM EST by jensselnunez11 | ||
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