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'Yo mama so fat...' Jokes!!
1) Yo mama so fat when i have sex with her i gotta slap her ass and ride the wave in
2) Yo mum is so fat that the onlay thing that is stoping her from gong on holaday is the front door

3) Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

4) Yo mama so fat she left out the house wearing high heels and came back wearin flip flops

5) Yo mama so fat even OPRAH couldn't afford her liposuction
6) Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed
7) Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone

8) Yo mama so fat you gotta grease the doorway down and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

9) Yo mama's so fat, she got Baptized at sea world.
10) Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped-out
11) Yo momma so fat when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet
12) Yo mama so fat that the only letters in the alphabet she knows is KFC
13) Yo mama so fat people accused her of causing the earthquake in Japan
14) Yo mama so fat when she steps on the weighing scales it said "to be continued"

15) Yo mama so fat when she sings, it's over!

16) Yo mama so fat, she fell down the grand canion and got stuck

17)Yo mama so fat wen she walked in front of the tv we missed 5 new episodes
18)You Mamma so fat if u go to youtube and look at sittin on the toliet it was her
19)yo mama so fat we thought it was two of her
20)yo mama so fat wen she cane from work she broke three doors open even the carr door
21)your mums so fat she dont need the internet shes world wide
22)yo mama so fat she got baptized at sea world
23)yo mama so fat she hula hooped the super bowl



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abubakr101 yo mama 1 Mar 19 2012, 9:57 AM EDT by keyon22
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yo mama so fat shes the reason why double doors are invented
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apri1234 yo mama so ugly 1 Mar 19 2012, 9:50 AM EDT by keyon22
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yo mama so ugly that when her mom gave labor to she said is this some kind of joke
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apri1234 yo mama poor 1 Mar 19 2012, 9:49 AM EDT by keyon22
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yo mama so poor that she claimed justin biber was her child father
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