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yo mama so poor that she pulls down her pans and sed dinner

Yo mama is so fat jokes

Sample jokes+:
so mama so fat her pansy size is is is bitch lose some weight
Yo' mama's so fat, she wears two watches
-- one for each time zone!

Your mama is so fat she lives on the biggest loser show!!

Your mamas so fat she ATE the biggest loser!

Yo mama's so big, that they had to change
"One size fits all" to "One size fits most"

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says:
"Picture continued on other side."

Yo Momma's is so fat, she fell asleep in the attic and woke up in the basement.

Yo mama's so stupid that when the door bell rang she opened the microwave.

Yo mama is so thin jokes

Yo' mama is sho thin that she takes up half a Facebook account

Yo mama is so old jokes

Sample jokes:
Your momma is so old, she delivered Jesus.

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama's so old, she farts dust.

Yo momma's so old, she still owes jesus a quarter.

Yo momma's so old, she saw passion of christ live.

Yo momma's so old that her social securities number is 1

Yo mama is so poor jokes

Sample Jokes:
Yo mama's so poor all she has is a coupon for the 99 cent store!

Yo mama's so poor, the bank repossessed her cardboard box.

Yo momma's so poor she cant even pay attention.

yo mama so poor when she was kicking a can down the street someone asked her what she was doing and she said im moving my house got a problem with that?

Yo mama is so stupid jokes

Sample jokes:
Yo mama's so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid she eats her food stamps.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so stupid she locked her self in a motorcycle!

Yo mama is so ugly jokes

Sample jokes:
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a sh*t wagon.

Yo mama is so hairy jokes

Yo Mama is so hairy, shes growing afrows on her nipples.

Yo mama's teeth jokes
yo mamas teeth are so yellow someone asked her why she dyed them!

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Yo mama is so fat jokes Sample jokes+: so mama so fat her pansy size is is is bitch lose some weight Yo' mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone! Your mama is so fat she lives on the biggest loser show!! Your mamas so fat she ATE the biggest loser! Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits most" Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says: "Picture continued on other side." Yo Momma's is so fat, she fell asleep in the attic and woke up in the basement. Yo mama's so stupid that when the door bell rang she opened the microwave.
Yo mama is so thin jokes Yo' mama is sho thin that she takes up half a Facebook account
Yo mama is so old jokes Sample jokes: Your momma is so old, she delivered Jesus. Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama's so old, she farts dust. Yo momma's so old, she still owes jesus a quarter. Yo momma's so old, she saw passion of christ live. Yo momma's so old that her social securities number is 1
Yo mama is so poor jokes Sample Jokes: Yo mama's so poor all she has is a coupon for the 99 cent store! Yo mama's so poor, the bank repossessed her cardboard box. Yo momma's so poor she cant even pay attention. yo mama so poor when she was kicking a can down the street someone asked her what she was doing and she said im moving my house got a problem with that?
Yo mama is so stupid jokes Sample jokes: Yo mama's so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. Yo mama's so stupid she eats her food stamps. Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo mama so stupid she locked her self in a motorcycle!
Yo mama is so ugly jokes Sample jokes: Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a sh*t wagon.
Yo mama is so hairy jokes Yo Mama is so hairy, shes growing afrows on her nipples.
Yo mama's teeth jokes yo mamas teeth are so yellow someone asked her why she dyed them!