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Yo mama is so fat jokes Sample jokes: Yo' mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone! Your mama is so fat she lives on the biggest loser show!! Your mamas so fat she ATE the biggest loser! Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits most" Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says: "Picture continued on other side." Yo Momma's is so fat, she fell asleep in the attic and woke up in the basement. Yo mama's so fat that when the door bell rang she opened the microwave.
Yo mama is so thin jokes Yo' mama is sho thin that she takes up half a Facebook account
Yo mama is so old jokes Sample jokes: Your momma is so old, she delivered Jesus. Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama's so old, she farts dust. Yo momma's so old, she still owes jesus a quarter. Yo momma's so old, she saw passion of christ live.
Yo mama is so poor jokes Sample Jokes: Yo mama's so poor all she has is a coupon for the 99 cent store! Yo mama's so poor, the bank repossessed her cardboard box. Yo momma's so poor she cant even pay attention.
Yo mama is so stupid jokes Sample jokes: Yo mama's so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. Yo mama's so stupid she eats her food stamps. Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo mama so stupid she locked her self in a motorcycle!
Yo mama is so ugly jokes Sample jokes: Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a sh*t wagon.
Yo mama is so hairy jokes Yo Mama is so hairy, shes growing afrows on her nipples.
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