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Yo mama is so thin jokes Yo' mama is sho thin that she takes up half a Facebook account
Yo mama is so old jokes Sample jokes: Your momma is so old, she delivered Jesus. Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama's so old that when she breast feed her baby, white ash came out. Yo momma's so old, she still owes jesus a quarter. Yo momma's so old, she saw passion of christ live. Yo momma's so old that her social securities number is 1 Yo mama so old, she had to sit on a wheelchair and her husband asked "Oh no she crashed into Wal Mart."
Yo mama is so poor jokes Sample Jokes: Yo mama's so poor all she has is a coupon for the 99 cent store! Yo mama's so poor, the bank repossessed her cardboard box. Yo momma's so poor she cant even pay attention. yo mama so poor when she was kicking a can down the street someone asked her what she was doing and she said im moving my house got a problem with that? Yo mama so poor when i stepped on a cigerette she said who turned the heater off.
Yo mama is so stupid jokes Sample jokes: Yo mama's so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. Yo mama's so stupid she eats her food stamps. Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo mama so stupid that she took out her computer during Math!!! Yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon the the Super Bowl. Yo mama is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. Yo mama is so stupid she brought her son Steve and his berries from his lunch to Steve and Berry's.
Yo mama is so ugly jokes Sample jokes: Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo mama so ugly her lawyer put a bra on her face and a banana in her mouth and nose plugs in her nose.
Yo mama is so hairy jokes Yo Mama is so hairy, shes growing afrows on her nipples. Yo momma so hairy that when she put on AXE bodyspray a squirrel came.. Yo mama so hairy a bear wanted to sniff her for 2 hours.
Yo mama's teeth jokes yo mamas teeth are so yellow someone asked her why she dyed them! Yo mama teeth so yellow someone asked "Why are egg yolks stuck to your gums?"