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| You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you **** Happens. You're so ugly, you have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg!You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run for the border.You're so ugly, you make onions cry.You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in.You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.You're so ugly, every time you go out you get chased by the dog catcher.You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step in the lake, the water parts.You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.Yo mama so fat when she put a yellow rain jacket on people yelled out taxi haha lol |
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| ganagstabros.123 | WEIRDO BOY IN CLASS | 0 | Jun 28 2010, 2:28 PM EDT by ganagstabros.123 | ||
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he is stupid well not stupid hes cute but hes mean !
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| ganagstabros.123 | im a mario a gangsta | 0 | Jun 28 2010, 2:27 PM EDT by ganagstabros.123 | ||
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sup man we are havin a party lol right now mcome on in and let have some fun haha hello we need luigi so lets rumba baby (DANCES) Rumba rumba rumba rumba rumba rumba rumba rumba rumba baloons are suckie (break dances)
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| Orakill | Miscallenous Yo Mama Joke | 0 | Jun 5 2010, 6:55 PM EDT by Orakill | ||
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Yo mama so bald, every time she has a shower she gets brainwashed.
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