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Yo mamas so poor she was kicken a can down the street and I asked her wat she was doin and she said "movin"
Yo mama's so poor, she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house.
Yo Mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention.
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her doing headspins on a Cheerios box in front of Goodwill for a piece of Wonder bread.
Yo mama's so poor, when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING!"
Yo mama's so poor all she has is a coupon for the 99 cent store!
Yo mama's so poor, I came over for dinner and saw 3 beans on the table, I took one and she said "Don't be greedy."
Yo mama's so poor, I came over for dinner and she read me recipes.
Yo mam-ma is so poor when someone asked to go to the bathroom she said in the wood and take a left
Yo mama's so poor, she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church.
Yo mama's so poor, she has to do drive-by shootings on the bus.
Yo Mama's so poor, that when I needed a penny at the cash register, I asked her for one, and she said, "You know how hard I worked to find that? You can't have my life savings!"
Yo mama's so poor, when I was taking family portraits for you and said "Cheese!" she went looking for the line.
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.
Yo mama's so poor, I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord 'cause we got heat!"
Yo momma so poor, that when i asked to use the bathroom she said " pick a corner, any corner!"
Yo mama's so poor, when I walked in and asked "Whats for Dinner?" She pulled out a shotgun and said "Next person that moves!"
Yo mama's so poor, the bank repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Remodeling."
Yo mama's so poor, she has to take the trash IN.
Have you heard the story about the old lady that lived in a shoe? Well Yo mama is so poor, she lives in a flip flop.
Yo mama's so poor, I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.
Yo mama's so poor, her front and back doors are on the same hinge.
Yo mama's so poor, she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Yo mama's so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
Yo mama's so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her shaking a can around and asked her what she was doing and she said "Redecorating." Yo mama's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers. Yo mama's so poor, when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said "Don't use the good china!" Yo mama's so poor, burglars break in and leave money. Yo mama's so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo mama's so poor, even the republicans were willing to give her welfare. Your moma is so poor, she found a penny and thought she was the richest person ever!
Yo mama's so poor, she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house.Yo Mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention.
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her doing headspins on a Cheerios box in front of Goodwill for a piece of Wonder bread.
Yo mama's so poor, when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING!"
Yo mama's so poor I walked in and moved a skate board out of the way, and she said "Stop moving the couch!"
Yo mama's so poor all she has is a coupon for the 99 cent store!
Yo mama's so poor, I came over for dinner and saw 3 beans on the table, I took one and she said "Don't be greedy."
Yo mama's so poor, I came over for dinner and she read me recipes.
Yo mam-ma is so poor when someone asked to go to the bathroom she said in the wood and take a left
Yo mama's so poor, she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church.
Yo mama's so poor, she has to do drive-by shootings on the bus.
Yo Mama's so poor, that when I needed a penny at the cash register, I asked her for one, and she said, "You know how hard I worked to find that? You can't have my life savings!"
Yo mama's so poor, when I was taking family portraits for you and said "Cheese!" she went looking for the line.
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.
Yo mama's so poor, I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord 'cause we got heat!"
Yo momma so poor, that when i asked to use the bathroom she said " pick a corner, any corner!"
Yo mama's so poor, when I walked in and asked "Whats for Dinner?" She pulled out a shotgun and said "Next person that moves!"
Yo mama's so poor, the bank repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Remodeling."
Yo mama's so poor, she has to take the trash IN.
Have you heard the story about the old lady that lived in a shoe? Well Yo mama is so poor, she lives in a flip flop.
Yo mama's so poor, I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.
Yo mama's so poor, her front and back doors are on the same hinge.
Yo mama's so poor, she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Yo mama's so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
Yo mama's so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her shaking a can around and asked her what she was doing and she said "Redecorating."
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