Yo mamas so poor she was kicken a can down the street and I asked her wat she was doin and she said "moven" By:Aurora
Yo mama's so poor, when I walked in and asked "Whats for Dinner?" She pulled out a shotgun and said "Next person that moves!"
Yo mama's so poor I walked in and moved a skate board and she said "Stop moving the couch!"
Yo mama's so poor all she had was a coupon for the 99 cent store!
Yo mamma is so poor when someone asked to go to the bathroom she said in the wood and take a left