Change: old she said whos ophaYour momma is so old she delivered jesusyour mama so old she named eveYo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she diedYo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.Yo mama's   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 552)

Change: your mama so old she named eveYo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she diedYo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.Yo mama's so old, she farts dust.Yo mama's so old, she   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 533)

Change: Yo mama's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.Yo mama's so old, when   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 527)

Change: Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.Yo mama's so old, she farts dust. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch. Yo   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 226)

Change: deliverddelivered jesusyo momma so old she heard thunder and she thought it was someone makeing popcorn.Yo mama's so old, she farts dust.Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch.Yo mama's so old, she   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 164)

Change:  Jesus 3 bucksyour mama is so old I found a fossil of her hair when I went to Death Valley in search of dinosaurs.Yo mama's so old that she taught Jesus Christ in 1st grade.Yo mama's so old that her birth certificate says "expired".   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 117)

Change: yo momma so old she heard thunder and she thought it was someone makeing popcorn.Yo mama's so old, she farts dust.Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch.Yo mama's so old, she got her drivers license on a dinosaur   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 85)

Change: Yo mama's so old, she farts dust.Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switchswitch.Yo mama's so old, she got her drivers license on a dinosaurYo mama's so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 48)

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Change: Yo mama is so old... Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switchYo mama's so old, she got her drivers license on a dinosaurYo mama's so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 45)