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May 14 2008, 2:43 PM EDT Wild-Kat 45 words added
May 14 2008, 2:34 PM EDT Wild-Kat 22 words added

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your momma is so old she deliverd jesus

yo momma so old she heard thunder and she thought it was someone makeing popcorn.
Yo mama's so old, she farts dust.

Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch.

Yo mama's so old, she got her drivers license on a dinosaur

Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks

your mama is so old I found a fossil of her hair when I went to Death Valley in search of dinosaurs.

Yo mama's so old that she taught Jesus Christ in 1st grade.
Yo mama's so old that her birth certificate says "expired".




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