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yo mamas so old, she did god!

yo mama's so old when she lifted up her boob a pilgrim fell out.

yo mama so old her skin came off.

yo mama so old her beeper number is 1.

Yo mama so old when she blowed her birhtday candle she died


your mama so old she said who's oprha.?

Your momma is so old she delivered jesus
yo mama so old when she wished so was a teenage sexy lady she became a ugly teenage unsexy lady.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.

Your mama is so old I found a fossil of her hair when I went to Death Valley in search of dinosaurs.


Yo mama so old she knew

Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama's so old that her birth certificate says "expired".

Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks

Yo mama's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.(because she was born in greek)

Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.

Yo mama's so old, she has Adam & Eve's autographs.(and liked the pics cause they were naked)

yo mama so old she farts oldness to the world.

yo mama's sooo old when she went to jesus's school

yo mama's sooo old she started anciet egyption time!!!!!!!!!

yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she stood in the middle of the street and smiled the cars started to slow down! :P

yo mamas so old when she farted dust came out

yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was a prince

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dumnboy43 Yo Mama 0 Oct 4 2011, 10:45 PM EDT by dumnboy43
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Yo mama so old, she did god!
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gravesd14 ABC 1 Mar 2 2011, 1:09 AM EST by leodown1
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YO MAMA SO OLD SHE WAS BORN WITH THE 1ST DINASOUR WHICH WERE IN ....... ASK HER
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funnaladie21 yo mama 0 Feb 2 2011, 3:49 PM EST by funnaladie21
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Yo mama is so hairy she had crabs living on her fingers.!
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