yours mama so hairy you nearly died of rugburn at birth

your mama so hairy she has afros as her nipels

Yo mama so hairy her husband sleeps on them cause there so hairy.

yo mama so hairy she shaved them but instead it was a gorwing shaver armpit mashine.

yo mama so hairy her armpit invaded the world.
yo mama is so hairy bigfoot married her.

yo mama is so hairy when she brestfeeds the baby
gets a mouthful of a hafro!