Yo mama is so fat and hairy she can't get her hair cut at a beauty salon. She has to hire a landscaping crew and lay in the yard while they go at her with the weed whackers.

Yo mama so hairy and short, that when she walked into Pet Smart with her husband the manager said, "Thanks for bringing our missing dog back!"

Yo mama so hairy, she has afros on her nipples!

Yo mama's so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia pet.