Yo momma's so hairy, they filmed King Kong in her shower

Yo mommas so hairy even big foot was afraid of her

Yo mommas so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth!!

your mama so hariy when monsterquest saw here her the said bigfoot!
Yo mama so hairy, her armpit looks like Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama is so fat and hairy she can't get her hair cut at a beauty salon. She has to hire a landscaping crew and lay in the yard while they go at her with the weed whackers.

Yo mama so hairy and short, that when she walked into Pet Smart with her husband the manager said, "Thanks for bringing our missing dog back!"

Yo mama so hairy, she has afros on her lips!

Yo mama's so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia pet.

Yo mama's so hairy, long haired hippies worship her.

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo dog is so hairy- oh wait, sorry, i didn't mean to get your mama into this conversation.

Yo moma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is WOOKIE!! (arrrrgggg!)