Change:  I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'saidNo.I was nauseous and tingly all   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 180)

Change: Woody Allen on Death | Woody Allen on Life | Woody Allen on God | More Woody Allen JokesBy love, of course, I refer to romantic love—the love between man and woman, rather that between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters. Don't   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 71)

Change: Created by The-Joker Aug 11 2008, 6:38 PM EDT for: no reason given