Change: must be a beverage. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 237)

Change:  | More Woody Allen JokesI don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.Death is   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 207)

Change: On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. If there is reincarnation, I'd   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 190)