Change:  very little on office supplies.Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.Somebody so stupid he put wood on Woody Allen.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 780)

Change: If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.Some guy   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 705)

Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 629)

Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 629)

Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 629)

Change: If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.More Woody Allen JokesA man goes to a psychiatrist and says,   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 684)

Change: On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. If there is reincarnation, I'd   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1149)

Change: If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.More Woody Allen JokesA man goes to a psychiatrist and says,   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 799)

Change: If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 603)

Change: A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "We would. But we need the eggs."   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 39)