Cell phones are increasingly improving our lifestyles. What if a phone could go a step further and mimic your best buddy? Inspired by the latest cell phone applications and electronic technology, I have mocked up a concept phone that every bachelor should own... The Wingman.

The Wingman

Features To Get You Out of a Pinch: Fake Caller - similar to the fake call iPhone apps, you can hit a button to suddenly receive a call. The Wingman goes a step further and allows you to take a call on speaker phone which really plays a pre-recorded "emergency" clip (from your mom, boss, doctor, neighbor, wife, etc.). Cell Phone Jammer - someone behind you talking into their phone like it were a mile away? Silence them with the built-in jammer, or even better, overlay preset tracks including: taking a dump, auto accident, or sexual moans. Brawl Buster - flying solo without your posse and someone is in your grill wanting to step outside? No worries. The Wingman's built-in micro-taser will bring any opponent to their knees. C*ck Unblocker - is her friend getting in the way? The Wingman can keep the 3rd wheel occupied with a pre-loaded folder chock-full of female delights... you know pictures of puppies, baby videos, addictive brainless games, or the latest photo feeds from icanhascheezburger.

Features When Things Are Going Well: Hot chick alert system - friends can tag hot chicks and you'll receive an alert to help steer your wandering eyes. If the hot chick has GPS enabled on her phone, she will be "marked" and the tag alerts will follow her wherever she goes. Beer Match - In your hometown, find the nearest location with your favorite beer on tap (with price). When out of town, get "similar beer" recommendations based on the local equivalent of your favorite beer at home. Drunk dial auto-detect The Wingman will auto-detect your first drunk dial via the built-in breathalyzer. Once this happens, the Wingman goes directly into Beer goggle prevention mode: Forced Photo Opp - the Wingman will prompt you to snap a picture of the woman you are hitting on, the photo will then be sent to your buddies for their "tap that" or "dump her" votes. HIPPA Crack - once you find out her name, the Wingman can tap into her medical records. Maybe she's easy for a reason. Taxi Service - the Wingman will have taxi service called at the touch of button to keep you from driving. As you wait for the Taxi, the phone will prompt your for her address (never yours) or your current fast food craving. 10 Vibrating Settings - use your imagination... Wake up service - the Wingman will wake you up while she is in stage 4 sleep to ensure you'll sneak out without her knowing and point you to the nearest coffee joint to begin your hangover recovery process.