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have you ever heard of my joke {knock knock :who's there :poo-poo:poo poo who :poo went down the toilet right ?}
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Big bang theory.
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Sep 26 2011, 12:54 PM EDT by
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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
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before election
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Jul 26 2011, 11:51 AM EDT by
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there were three men a chinese man,american man and a nigerian man
chinese man---in my country we vote today and tommorrow we know the winner
american man----damn thats too long in my own country we vote today and we know the the same day
nigerian man-----you all saying **** in my own beloved country we know the winner before we vote....
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Have you heard about this 1?
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Sep 1 2010, 1:28 PM EDT by
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What are the differences if a guy jump off from the 30th floor and the 3rd floor?
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the 1st 1 goes WaaaaaWaaaaWaaaWaa, BANG!!
the 2nd 1 goes BANG! WaaWaaaWaaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Jul 19 2010, 2:08 AM EDT by
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THEY ARE AWESOME AND THE FUNNIEST IVE EVER SEEN I AM JAKE COST!!
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jokes
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Jun 28 2010, 12:34 PM EDT by
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these jokes are stupid dont you think so but i will come up with a good joke or story
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A Hooker's Breakfast
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Jun 27 2010, 2:26 PM EDT by
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What does a hooker have for breakfast?
a Ween-a-dicks!!
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Apr 5 2010, 8:00 PM EDT by
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I have a joke : why are old ladys wrinkled? have you ever ironed one original one : why are elephants wrinketld have you ever ironed one
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Really Good Joke PLEASE READ
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Mar 16 2010, 12:43 PM EDT by
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A man is talking to his friend and says: "I haven't been able to sleep! My neighbors make to much noise! A woman downstairs is always crying, a man is constantly banging his head against the wall, and a old man upstairs is always beating his cane against the floor! I can't stand the noise, so I play the tuba in my room at night."
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Another Really Good Joke PLEASE READ
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Sep 10 2009, 2:45 AM EDT by
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What do you call a dog with a metal penis?
Sparky.
What do you call a lady with one leg?
ILene.
What do you call a chinese lady with one leg?
Irene.
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yo mama so hairy
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Apr 28 2009, 6:14 PM EDT by
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yo mama so hairy Bigfoot saw her and said DAMN!
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What you can't have until it is taken?
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Best Joke Ever
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Jan 18 2009, 2:35 PM EST by
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A woman goes to the doctor to see if she DOES have Alzheimer, when the doctor comes out, he says: - 'Mam i've got you good news, and bad news. So the woman askes: - What's the bad news?. The Doctor says: - That you DO have Alzheimer. -SO What's the good news? The doctor says: That you'll forget it in a few hours! hahahaha!
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Dec 22 2008, 9:25 AM EST by
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#1:whatcha doin?
#2:eatin choclate
#1:wherdya gettit?
#2:the doggy dropped it
#1:wheres the doggy?
#2:behind the door
#1:whats he doin?
#2:makin more!
you know what it is?
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Dec 22 2008, 9:25 AM EST
stop tryin to get a date online
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Dec 8 2008, 10:34 PM EST by
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what did the dude with five penises say "my pants fit like a glove"
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yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and made skittles
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Why does Tarzan shout?
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Nov 9 2008, 4:32 PM EST by
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Why does Tarzan shout?
Because when he hits his chest it hurts!!!!
ARGHRAGRGRHGAGRGH!!'
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Nov 7 2008, 6:52 PM EST by
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you wouldn't know a good joke if it hit you in the face
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Nov 7 2008, 6:52 PM EST
and you need a life so go get one
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my jokes
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Feb 25 2008, 1:16 PM EST by
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one small height "dwarf" person marry a normal lady.
on the second day of marriage he go to room to sex her when she saw her husband she sain "please son go out and send your father"
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Feb 25 2008, 1:16 PM EST
that sucked
maybe if it made sense and was actually funny, it would be better
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hi guys!!! like this?
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Jan 5 2008, 1:56 AM EST by
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i amally i got a good joke my friend and i made this up: oh no whats that plasic picise of shit next to ken? Oh gosh its barbie!
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