Personally, you know folks, I am personally not worried about John McCain. The Lord is on his side. After all John McCain has led a very Biblical life. Like his namesake Cain, he is not afraid to go negative on a brother. Like John the Baptist, he paved the way for the new messiah (shows picture of Sarah Palin). And, like Moses, he takes advice from a Bush who is going up in flames.

Stephen's own Town Hall Meeting	The Word: Maverick Without a Cause
Steven Names The First Debate Winner	The Second Presidential Debate